You know those little folding stands in hotels for holding
your suitcase? -- an aluminum X-frame with nylon strap
webbing. Well, to a masturbator like me another purpose
occurs immediately: it makes a fine milking bench, a place
to stretch across and let the male organs dangle down like
a cow's udder, all ripe for milking. All I'm lacking is a
pretty maid to do the milking; but that never stops me.